and pretty much everything you need to know about me.
It was one of those throw-away remarks.
It was at a birthday party of one of the gruesome twosome.
They were on my desk - the texturising salt spray and the 2" philips self-tapping screws - and my friend spotted them and laughed.
'That is just YOU in a nutshell. Absolutely fiercely refusing to need rescuing but quite likes her hair to look good.'
And if you're here and reading this - well - that's quite probably you, too.