I don’t know what it is. Suggest he takes a bath and he looks at you like you’ve suggested he boil kittens. Kittens with ribbons on. PINK kittens, even.
But once he’s in that bath, bugger me, there’s no getting the boy out. He’ll stay until he’s blue and shivery. He’ll even stay if you take away the bathplug leaving him only with bubbles.
And today – today Archie is Ronin.